Cheer your mate up on Wednesday !! 

Q: How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

Q: Why do blondes wear underwear?

A: To keep their ankles warm.

Q: Why are blondes so easy to get into bed?

A: Who cares?

Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?

A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.

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